Eat grass. Eat grass. Eat grass. That's about we cows do. A cow has to rest from time to time. If you think making milk is easy, why don't you try it sometime? Did you drink your milk today?
I am one fine-looking cow. Don't you agree? I am going to enter the County Fair cow beauty contest. If I don't win, it will be udderly ridiculous! What do you think makes a cow pretty?
Sometime we mules like to hang out with our friends in the fields. Who are your friends? We are mule power and proud of it. Do you know what kind of power is carried a top the tower in the distance behind us?
So what's the story? Can we go out and play or do we have to go to work? Did you get to go out and play today? Did you have to finish your chores first?
I worked all day plowing in the fields. That is very hard work we mules do pulling the plows and mowers. What did you do today?
So after all that hard work, where is my supper? A mule has to eat! What are you having for dinner?
Somebody has to cut the grass and beside this is our lunch. You have to eat your greens, you know. Who mows the grass at your house?
What? You've never seen a mother goat and her kid grazing in the field. How would you like it if I stared at you while you were eating?
So where are the rest of the horses? Why do I to hang out with the mules? They are so slow! That's why you hear about horse races but never mule races. Ever heard of the Kentucky Derby or the Triple Crown?
